Matt Barnes Chirped At Derek Fisher On Instagram. In Unrelated News, Derek Fisher's 5 Championship Rings Were Allegedly Stolen From His House

Listen, I have loved this feud since Day 1. Derek Fisher’s cucking ass has helped put blogs on the site, food on my family’s table, and definitely didn’t hurt my chances of getting a full-time job here at Barstool. And of course I love seeing the Slippery Fish get chirped as much as the next Knicks fan. But enough is enough, Matt. I need actions, not words. We live in a time where Soulja Boy and Chris Brown can settle their beef in the squared circle. Why can’t these two guys do the same? Sure Barnes has a few inches on Fish. But Derek has gotten a bit stockier since his playing days, so the weight difference wouldn’t be egregious. And if these guys don’t want to fight, then they have to do something. Because chirping on Bleacher Report and Instagram is about as lame as it gets.

UPDATE: Hmmmmmm, business may have just picked up!

I’m not pointing fingers, but Matt Barnes melting down those championship rings like they are Ned Stark’s sword and wearing the rings as a necklace would be the biggest power move ever, even trumping Fisher’s cuck.